so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
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There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.Norway - forever the most metal country ever.
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This is the most accurate depiction of my love life ever.
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Adam Young is my favourite celebrity because I think he forgets he’s a celebrity.
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There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.
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msfw:
im like 80% sure all texans ride horses to school and carry around pistols and cowboy hats
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And this is why I love Enchanted. It’s like a Disney movie and a Disney parody at the same time.
I may be the only one, but I respect Enchanted as I do every other Musical—even if it wasn’t a stage production first.
this movie is also the only disney movie where the actual prince questions the random singing and does not in fact realize he is a disney prince.
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e/r feels
more like hit me with a brick and throw me out the window
here you go!
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when i was little i remember my mom taught me a trick to hold my longsleeve shirt when i was putting on a jacket so they dont bunch up and god bless her soul for doing so
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